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A 61-year old Colorado woman has been accused of groping the breast of a TSA agent in Phoenix. We all knew This was bound to happen sooner or later, didn't we? I'm sure the woman simply thought it seemed like the the right thing to do...

But we can't have untrained Americans walking around groping complete strangers. This is something that must be left to trained professionals, those properly credentialed and certified, and that have completed the appropriate amount of supervised groping by trained groping instructors.

Now, if alleged groper Yukari Mihamae is able to get a good lawyer, he'll clearly argue that the groping was consensual.  But to me, she has already lost in the Court of Public Opinion. It's people like this that give the good, upstanding groping professionals of the Federal Government a bad name.

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